No, not Santa! It's Satan, the master of darkness! Christmas is for the boring and the uninspired. Creepmas is for those of us who love loud music, the supernatural, and the Devil. Which one are you celebrating this year?
We know that Christmas is supposed to be cheerful and all, but we aren't cheery like the other girls. But as long as you feel that inner warmth and joy when wearing one of our Christmas Sweaters, well, then I think we did our job pretty damn well! So eat those fresh-baked cookies with your friends and family and at least pretend that you are enjoying the Holidayz. Merry 666mas everybody!